Driving home from Costco at posted speed (55MPH)
B: "Hey Mom!"
Me: "Mmmm?"
B: "Honk at that guy!"
Me: "Why?"
B: "Because he's driving too slow!"
Apparently the 2 years he spent with me in the DC area has stuck with him. My little aggressive backseat driver.
Conversation at Costco.
B: "Mom, when will my 5 birthday be?"
Me: "Eleven months."
B: "Eleven months?!
Me: "You just turned four, don't be in such a hurry."
B: "When will Christmas be again?"
Me: "Nine months."
B: "Well, Mom. When will Keegen be two?"
Me: "One month. He has his second birthday next month."
B, exclaiming: "One month?! Like one month?! One month isn't forever like everything else is forever!"
Remember when that one whole month till Christmas was, like, forever??!
Conversation between B and Z regarding Z's impending move to Utah which B knows nothing about
Z: "Bode, when our house gets old, we're moving to Utah!"
B: "Oh! Ya! We are too!" (Uh, no. Not in any potentially foreseeable future. Z is his bestest friend so he of course would want to be anywhere he is going).
Oy. (Did you catch the "gets old?" Gets SOLD). Funny kids.
Those are funny conversations! I love the house getting "old." That's great.
ReplyDeleteVery cute! Ben will sometimes say, "Beat that car mommy! Go faster!" I think east coast driving has rubbed off on him too!:)
ReplyDeletei love these. fiona says the most funny stuff, too, and i have a hard time remembering the phrases/conversations when i want to write them down.
ReplyDeletereading this makes me miss y'all MORE!